A fish! May 26th - June 1st, 2008.

The inchworm refuses to convert to centipede, and the weather is a slide rule on my conscience! Wine! Women! Men! Sheep! Oops, overshare.

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URBAN MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE

• The Salon! [WEEKLY LINKS]
• Other Schools! [Other EVENTS]

How to use THIS newsletter

Our Urban Mixer email is a fabulous collage of the most exquisite delicacies the daemons of the night can prepare. Scroll down to see the whole exquisite corpse laid out for viewing, or click on any one of the individual masterpieces on the right to start a jealous feud and view just that particular work of art. To experience the entire month's cavalcade of twisted delights, click HERE and then sing "Waltzing Matilda" backwards while wearing a fireman's hat.

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The Salon! The weekly links

Bring your most twisted desires; we've got a cousin they should meet!

• Urban Mixer Weekly : May 26th, 2008
• A Calgary Long Weekend
• Urban Mixer TV : March 24, 2008 (Calgary Edition)
• Urban Mixer Auto : 2005 BMW M3 Coupe

Soluble Fish. That would be a great name for a seafood restaurant, don't you think? Get some bouillabaisse on the menu and there you go! We will see you at one of these fabulous events soon, my comrades, and if not then I shall just assume you are locked in a garret of strange beauty, creating wonders. But don't be a stranger; it's hard to be stranger than me!

Raj Taneja
The walrus was...a fish!

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com

... the cure for the common social life

Other Schools! Other Events

Everything of artistic merit outside Urban Mixerism.

The Power Within for Women at Calgary Telus Convention Centre
Join in for the ultimate gathering of the world's most influential women presented by Power Within at Calgary Telus Convention Centre on Monday. Featuring Alanis Morissette, Mia Farrow, Trudie Styler, Alison Levine, Karen Hughes! READ MORE

WHEN: Monday, May 26th, 2007 8:30 AM
WHERE: Telus Convention Centre, 136 8th Avenue SE, Calgary

Newfie Night at Tequila Night Club
From the BEST coast to the WEST coast! Tequila Nightclub and Atlantic Trap and Gill are proud to present the 1st Annual Newfie Night! READ MORE

WHEN: Tuesday, May 27th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Tequila Night Club, 219 17 Ave SW, Calgary

Fine and Dine Rothschild Winemaker's Dinner at LA Chaumiere Restaurant
Join in for Fine and Dine Rothschild Winemaker's Dinner with Adrien Laurent, of Baron Philippe de Rothschild in Bordeaux at LA Chaumiere Restaurant on Wednesday. READ MORE

WHEN: Wednesday, May 28th, 2008 6:30 PM
WHERE: LA Chaumiere Restaurant, 139 17 Avenue SW, Calgary

Pink Thursday at Snatch Rock N Roll Lounge
In support of the Canadian Breast Cancer Foundation! Launching May 29th, join Snatch Rock n' Roll Lounge for a night of pink-infused Rock n' Roll entertainment, with $3 drinks ALL NITE LONG! READ MORE

WHEN: Thursday, May 29th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Snatch Rock N Roll Lounge (Unit 24), 7400 MacLeod Trail SE, Calgary

Kanye West Glow In The Dark Tour at Pengrowth Saddledome
Pengrowth Saddledome is proud to present Kanye West Glow In The Dark Tour co-starring Rihanna, N.E.R.D and Lupe Fiasco. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, May 30th, 2008 7:30 PM
WHERE: Pengrowth Saddledome, 555 Saddledome Rise SE, Calgary

Aussie Rules - Dueling pianos at Aussie Rules Foodhouse & Bar
At Aussie Rules we changed the perception of "Piano Bars" forever by combining comedic shtick with great party songs that everyone knows and loves. At Aussie Rules you can hear songs you'll remember from the 60's to the present, from country, to Rock even some of today's pop, hip hop and R&B hits. READ MORE

WHEN: Saturday, May 31st, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: Aussie Rules Foodhouse & Bar, 1002 37th street SW, Calgary

Clothesline at Leighton Art Foundation
Don't miss this springtime classic. Choose from an eclectic mix of fine and original art matted and ready for framing...Artwork is hung on clotheslines outside in tents! READ MORE

WHEN: Sunday, June 1st, 2008 10:00 AM
WHERE: Leighton Art Foundation, Highway 22X and Highway 773, Calgary

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