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2008-06-02 : Urban Mixer Events Calendar (Calgary Edition)

Before you go cross-eyed, no, this isn't some surrealist email experiment; it's what's left of our weekly email after the Puckish spirits which haunt the intertubes have shredded it, shaken it with a dash of Absinthe, garnished it with a racehorse and served it up on a bed of pixels as Event Calendar Surprise! To see the un-surprising, but very enticing, proper version of our event calendar, click HERE [http://calgary.urbanmixer.com/newsletters].

A fish! June 2nd - 8th, 2008.

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The inchworm refuses to convert to centipede, and the weather is a slide rule on my conscience! Wine! Women! Men! Sheep! Oops, overshare.

n a world filled with tap-dancing ravens, there will always be room for your weekly Urban Mixer event calendar! Walrus lungs!

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URBAN MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE

How to use THIS newsletter

Our Urban Mixer email is a fabulous collage of the most exquisite delicacies the daemons of the night can prepare. Scroll down to see the whole exquisite corpse laid out for viewing, or click on any one of the individual masterpieces on the right to start a jealous feud and view just that particular work of art. To experience the entire month's cavalcade of twisted delights, click HERE and then sing "Waltzing Matilda" backwards while wearing a fireman's hat.

Photos from our Last Event

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Click HERE to see our photos from this and other Urban Mixer events

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Backwards this efemale to your enemies! On the web page click the "Send this page to somebody" button, or! Or, you could just CC your artistic circle and invite them to these parties of surreal beauty and gorgeous filth. And those are just MY friends!

Spy for Us

A Letter to Seers: If you hear about a surreal new venue, a party of unspeakable, strange beauty, or an absolutely surreal new product, pull out your quill pen or keyboard (as you choose) and drop me a line. If yours is the first notice I recieve, I'll send you a disconcertingly normal-appearing Urban Mixer tee, perfect for wearing with beret and smock.

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Bring your most twisted desires; we've got a cousin they should meet!

Soluble Fish. That would be a great name for a seafood restaurant, don't you think? Get some bouillabaisse on the menu and there you go! We will see you at one of these fabulous events soon, my comrades, and if not then I shall just assume you are locked in a garret of strange beauty, creating wonders. But don't be a stranger; it's hard to be stranger than me!

Raj

Raj Taneja
The walrus was...a fish!

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com

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This Week, Our Circle!
Click HERE to see all our events.

MONDAY
Big Rock Eddies

TUESDAY
Girls Gone Wild

WEDNESDAY
Mindless Self Indulgence

THURSDAY
Machine Girl

FRIDAY
Markapalooza!

SATURDAY
Carifest Parade

SUNDAY
Sherry Kennedy

 

Imagine 1 Day - Give the gift of education to a child, click HERE

Other Schools! Other Events

Everything of artistic merit outside Urban Mixerism.

Monday

Big Rock Eddies at Jack Singer Concert Hall
Experience "Hollywood Glamour" without leaving Alberta! Big Rock Eddies is the small screen version of the Oscars for the hops and malt barley crowd. READ MORE

WHEN: Monday, June 2nd, 2007 8:00 PM
WHERE: Jack Singer Concert Hall (Ecpa), 205 8th Avenue SE, Calgary

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Tuesday

Girls Gone Wild Tuesdays at Tequila NightClub
Join in for Girls Gone Wild Tuesdays at Tequila NightClub. Anything Can Happen...And Will! READ MORE

WHEN: Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Tequila Night Club, 219 17 Ave SW, Calgary

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Wednesday

Mindless Self Indulgence at The Warehouse
Join in for the live performance by Mindless Self Indulgence, a New York-based rock band with guests The Birthday Massacre and Fake Shark Real Zombie. READ MORE

WHEN: Wednesday, June 4th, 2008 7:00 PM
WHERE: The Warehouse, 733 10th Avenue SW, Calgary

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Thursday

Machine Girl at Plaza Theatre
Featuring a machine gun arm, yakuza ninjas, flying guillotines, a drill bra, a Japanese teenage schoolgirl and tons of spraying blood scenes! READ MORE

WHEN: Thursday, June 5th, 2008 9:30 PM
WHERE: Plaza Theatre, 1133 Kensington Road NW, Calgary

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Friday

Markapalooza! at Big Secret Theatre
Join in for Mark Hopkins' 25th Birthday Party and Fundraiser for the ALS Society of Alberta at Big Secret Theatre on Friday. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, June 6th, 2008 7:30 PM
WHERE: Big Secret Theatre (Ecpa), 205 8th Avenue SE, Calgary

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Saturday

Carifest Parade at Olympic Plaza
Join in for The Caribbean Carnival Festival - Carifest Parade at Olympic Plaza to 8 Avenue to Shaw Millennium Park on Saturday. Come and dance on the streets in some beautiful handmade costumes! READ MORE

WHEN: Saturday, June 7th, 2008 12:00 PM
WHERE: Jack Singer Concert Hall (Ecpa), 205 8th Avenue SE, Calgary

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Sunday

Sherry Kennedy at Ironwood Stage & Grill
Join in for the Special Fundraiser Event Hosted By Sherry Kennedy, an Alberta born singer, songwriter, entertainer at Ironwood Stage & Grill on Sunday. Help Make Cancer History! READ MORE

WHEN: Sunday, June 8th, 2008 4:00 PM
WHERE: Ironwood Stage & Grill, 1429 9th Avenue SE, Calgary

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Contact for further info

Huh? Decode this manifesto with my help: just call me anytime at (800) 688-1868 x 911 or email me HERE.


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