A fish! June 9th - 15th, 2008.

The inchworm refuses to convert to centipede, and the weather is a slide rule on my conscience! Wine! Women! Men! Sheep! Oops, overshare.

n a world filled with tap-dancing ravens, there will always be room for your weekly Urban Mixer event calendar! Walrus lungs!

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URBAN MIXER WEEKLY, IN THIS ISSUE

• The Salon! [WEEKLY LINKS]
• Other Schools! [Other EVENTS]

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Our Urban Mixer email is a fabulous collage of the most exquisite delicacies the daemons of the night can prepare. Scroll down to see the whole exquisite corpse laid out for viewing, or click on any one of the individual masterpieces on the right to start a jealous feud and view just that particular work of art. To experience the entire month's cavalcade of twisted delights, click HERE and then sing "Waltzing Matilda" backwards while wearing a fireman's hat.

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The Salon! The weekly links

Bring your most twisted desires; we've got a cousin they should meet!

• Urban Mixer Weekly : June 9th, 2008
• A Calgary Long Weekend
• Urban Mixer TV : March 24, 2008 (Calgary Edition)
• Urban Mixer Auto : 2005 BMW M3 Coupe

Soluble Fish. That would be a great name for a seafood restaurant, don't you think? Get some bouillabaisse on the menu and there you go! We will see you at one of these fabulous events soon, my comrades, and if not then I shall just assume you are locked in a garret of strange beauty, creating wonders. But don't be a stranger; it's hard to be stranger than me!

Raj Taneja
The walrus was...a fish!

phone: (800) 688-1868 x 911
raj@urbanmixer.com
www.urbanmixer.com

... the cure for the common social life

Other Schools! Other Events

Everything of artistic merit outside Urban Mixerism.

Wax Mannequinn at Ironwood Stage & Grill
Wax Mannequinn is the stage name of Chris Adeney, a Canadian indie rock singer-songwriter. His style has been described as "a hybrid of Bruce Cockburn and Frank Zappa", "Tom Waits and Type O Negative jamming on the early Beatles catalogue", and "Rheostatics via Savatage". READ MORE

WHEN: Monday, June 9th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Ironwood Stage & Grill, 1429 9th Avenue SE, Calgary

Vine and Dine 'Wine Basics' Course
Join in for Vine and Dine 'Wine Basics' Course - a three-part course designed for anyone who enjoys wine and would like to learn the basics. READ MORE

WHEN: Tuesday, June 10th, 2008 6:30 PM
WHERE: Vine and Dine, 804 3rd Avenue SW, Calgary

Blank + Jones with Cary Chang at Tantra Nightclub & Lounge
Blank & Jones is a trance duo based in Cologne, Germany, consisting of Piet Blank (Jan Pieter Blank) and DJ Jaspa Jones (Rene Runge), with help from producer Andy Kaufhold. Seven artist albums and 15 hit singles. That says it all. READ MORE

WHEN: Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 8:00 PM
WHERE: Tantra Nightclub & Lounge, 355 10th Avenue SW, Calgary

One Yellow Rabbit Silver Jubilee at Jubilee Auditorium Southern Alberta
After 25 years of original, thought-provoking, and entertaining performance creation theatre, One Yellow Rabbit is proud to mark its silver anniversary with One Yellow Rabbit Silver Jubilee, at the Southern Alberta Jubilee Auditorium Thursday, June 12, 2008. READ MORE

WHEN: Thursday, June 12th, 2008 7:30 PM
WHERE: Jubilee Auditorium Southern Alberta, 1415 14th Avenue NW, Calgary

2nd Annual Plaza Midnight Film Festival: Zombie Strippers! at Plaza Theatre
Zombie Strippers is a 2008 comedy horror film, written and directed by Jay Lee, starring Robert Englund, Jenna Jameson, and Tito Ortiz and distributed by Sony Pictures Home Entertainment. It is based on the French existential Theatre of the Absurd play Rhinoceros by Eugene Ionesco. The film had its theatrical release on April 18, 2008. READ MORE

WHEN: Friday, June 13th, 2008 9:30 PM
WHERE: Plaza Theatre, 1133 Kensington Road NW, Calgary

ATB Financial Au Natural Summer Concert #2: Brian Melo at Eau Claire Plaza
Show features a five song performance followed by an autograph session. Come check out the reigning Canadian Idol. The first 50 people will also recieve a FREE copy of their CD. READ MORE

WHEN: Saturday, June 14th, 2008 1:00 PM
WHERE: Eau Claire Plaza, 200 Barclay Pard SW, Calgary

Local H at Republik Nightclub
Best-known for their unorthodox two-man lineup, hard rock act Local H has made a career out of straddling the fine line between indie and classic rock. READ MORE

WHEN: Sunday, June 15th, 2008 9:00 PM
WHERE: Republik Nightclub, 306 17 Ave SW, Calgary

Contact for further info

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